Being
British is great, we have an awful lot going for us. As a nation our
legacy of engineering prowess is perhaps unmatched and we can proudly
hold our heads high as having played a pivotal role in spawning two
wheeled transportation and driving it’s development through the decades.
But, one thing we are not renowned for is style. Smart maybe, but
stylish, no.
Being an island we don’t benefit from the style nutrient that runs
down from glacial meltwaters of The Alps and into the rivers of mainland
Europe. OK, so in some countries these appear to be mere tributaries
(and certainly in certain regions dams ensure thirst isn’t quenched at
all) but in France for instance an entire population drinks water packed
full of style minerals. Clever biochemistry then causes the molecules
within to proliferate to create the Cool Gene. This is scientific fact,
we carried out a proper experimentilisation called Bike Shed Paris 2015.
The results were conclusive – French dudes are more stylish and cooler
than British ones.
Vincent
Amar, Thomas & Anthony Letourneur and Denis Pereira from Le French
Atelier quietly turned up at said Parisenne experiment with 3 stunning
bikes, luckily the cleaners at Le Carreau du Temple were on hand with
spill-kits to soak up the style that kept falling off the plinths and
dribbling all over the expensive parquet floor. Alright, enough lyrical
waxing already, you get the picture, I’m rather partial to this
motorcycle. Fellow purveyors of achingly handsome customs, Blitz
Motorcycles inspired the LFA guys with their rather splendid Black Pearl, which was built by Blitz co-founder Hugo as his personal city steed.
LFA’s
Anthony wanted to create a bike with near drag strip proportions and
stance so set wheels in motion with a less structurally fussy
mono-levered R80RT from 1987. Having been an ex-Gendarme bike it was in
pretty good condition, probably having only been put into service on
occasion to apprehend fashion criminals around the capital. The subframe
was re-fabricated and kept as svelte and low profile as possible, so
much so that the Alcantara seat pad sits within the frame rails. The
single shock on these later R80s allows for an acute mounting angle and
creates a super-clean rear end. To mirror the single sided swing arm the
opposing disc on the front wheel and caliper mount were removed
providing a considered visual balance.
The narrow fuel tank was liberated from a seventies Yamaha DTE125 and
modified to fit the Beemer’s spine before receiving copious coats of
gun metal grey metallic paint. We’ve meddled with these photos a bit for
your viewing pleasure, but trust me, if you like a mean looking bike
then this grey is for you.
The
scoop and the front of the tank previously allowed movement of the
clumsy yoke clamp on the Yamaha but on this application the void offered
the perfect hiding place for the all-in-one speedo, idiot lights and of
course the power button. Who doesn’t like a back-lit button to get the
party started, especially when mounted in a machined aluminium housing.
With
the subframe out of bounds for electricity storage the original airbox
was utilised for housing the tiny lithium battery, ignition coil and
regulator. An airscoop reminiscent of that on a 1970s F1 car was rolled
from stainless and powder coated, providing a cooling flow to the
tightly packed electrics.
Minimalism
of near Nordic standards continues throughout the rest of the build
with only the business critical items being refitted after the painter
and powder coated had played their part. Rizoma’s thick catalogue was
thumbed to find lighting solutions and the fellow stylistas from the
Italian side of The Alps we’re only too happy too help out. And yes, the
headlight looks like the perfect tool for illuminating bridges but note
the refraction, some lumens do in fact make it down onto the road
ahead.
I’m sure the keyboard jockeys on social media will have a field day
with their proclamations about practicality, and although everyone is
entitled to their own opinion, on this occasion that right is rescinded.
Coolmax lined Rohan zip-off trousers with 17 pockets, ripstop knees and
an integrated Leatherman pouch are unquestionably functional, but
crimes to style are taken seriously across the water and such sartorial
abominations are banned within the Périphérique.
Sadly good things must come to an end, although whoever made up that
rule is a bit of a prick, and after six months of thorough enjoyment
this R80 is being sold to fund future projects. We had a jolly good poke
around this bike and can attest to the more than decent fit and finish
but unfortunately the contents of my pockets and the key to my
Cagiva didn’t convert very well into Euros so it’s still up for grabs.
Probably for the best, as a stylistically deficient Brit I simply
wouldn’t do such a bike justice.
Watch out for LFA’s next moves on
First published by thebikeshed
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